Thimiola's Toilet – AI Poop Physics Game
A free, ridiculous physics game that runs in your browser. No download, no account.
What is Thimiola's Toilet?
THIMIOLA — Toilet Handling & Intestinal Matter Intelligence for Optimized Landing Accuracy — is the world's first Artificial Intestelligence™: an experimental AI built with a single goal, to poop with 100% toilet accuracy. Its researchers gave it a simulated bathroom to train in. It failed spectacularly, and the project was abandoned. The training simulator survived. Now you are providing the training data.
Under the joke is a real-time physics toy. Every squeeze is a continuous soft-body rope made of thousands of particles, the Poop Rope Neural Network™, that falls, bends, coils and piles up, drapes over the rim, clogs the toilet and, when dropped from too high, splatters across the room.
How to play
- Squeeze: hold the left mouse button, or touch and hold on a phone, and move to steer the stream.
- Aim for the bowl. Everything that misses piles up, and the contamination meter fills.
- Flush with the button, the tank handle, F or Space. Overfill it and the toilet clogs. Flush a clogged toilet twice and the bathroom floods.
- Tilt gravity: tilt your phone, or hold ← / →. Poop and water follow, so you can pour a clog out of the bowl.
- Shake your phone, or press S, to fling everything everywhere.
- Clean the bathroom with R and start again.
Features
- Soft-body rope physics that coils, folds and stacks in real time
- Five matter consistencies: standard, hard logs, pellets, soft serve and fluid-dominant diarrhea, each with its own physics, look and sound
- Clogs, overflowing water and floods, with a toilet that keeps its water level as you tilt it
- Variable gravity from your phone's motion sensors, and a shake-to-scatter mode
- Occasional, deeply unauthorised Explosive Diarrhea Mode
- Twelve unlockable research logs revealing what really happened to Project THIMIOLA
- Synthesized cartoon sound effects, including a very dedicated fart engine
- Works offline after the first visit and can be installed to your home screen
Frequently asked questions
- Is Thimiola's Toilet free?
- Yes. It's free to play in any modern browser, and it's funded by advertising.
- Do I need to download or install anything?
- No. It runs in your browser on desktop and mobile. You can optionally add it to your home screen like an app.
- Does it work on phones?
- Yes. Touch and hold to squeeze, tilt the phone to change gravity, and shake it to scatter the mess. Motion controls need a secure (https) connection, and iPhones ask for permission the first time.
- Is it suitable for children?
- It's a general-audience game with cartoon toilet humour and rude noises. There's no profanity and nothing realistic.
- What does THIMIOLA stand for?
- Toilet Handling & Intestinal Matter Intelligence for Optimized Landing Accuracy. THIMIOLA is a fictional artificial intelligence created for the game's story. The research project, its logs and its €0.83 of remaining funding are all made up.